office aao aur meeting karo
kam ke nam par bas yahi karo
aish ki aish tarif ki tarif
logo ko lage kitna kam
but unhe kya pata hai kitna aram
meeting karo meeting karo
na iske siwa kuch aur karo
point pe sidha na bolo
meeting ko lamba khicho
hai yahi sikhati badi janta
meeting mai hi sari discussion
taki bad mai na bache kuch karne ki tension
meeting karo meeting karo
na iske siwa kuch aur karo
kaam pura na karo
logo ko frustrate karo
phir thoda sa kar do
logo ko prasaann karo
expectation lo set kar do
aur phir thoda kam kar do
yahi sikhata hai corporate culture
bhaiya isme mai chipa hai iska mantar
kam jo kare use aur kam do
jo na kare usko aram do
but jab appraisal ki bari aye
to dekho kisne boss ke kitne chakkar lagaye
jo raha usme agge
wahi badha corporate sidhi mai agge
kam karne wala bus kaam kar raha
ulloo sidha karne wala upar chad raha
ghado ki kami nahin hai chadhai pe
ab samjh mai aye itni lagti kyoon hai
10 baje ki free coffee pina hai priority
aur kaam karne wali janta hai minority
khao piyo aur thahake lagao
jab man kare tab kam pe jao
logic se kam karne ki hai kami
boss ki chamchagiri mai hai unnati
boss ko kabhi doubt na karo
jo kahe gadhe ki tarah kar do
boss se jo logic ki zaban ladayee
rotation ki bari ayee
hai lagta ye ek khawab
but hakikat yahi hai janab
corporate ka yahi hai raaz
chidiyaghar se kam nahin hai mere baap
( Note: in good humor only ;), reality is coincidental)
2 comments:
real good job buddy, I wish you boss reads this before he say's yaar kal discuss karte hain, aaj tied up with loads of meetings :-)
Thanks Buddy !
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