Shopping

Going out shopping with wife
is one of the most testing times

You are not able to make out what she wants
and if you says she should look by herself
she will give you a glaring stance

You try to be calm
But cannot be in that state for long

Applying logic is a big mistake
Trying to understand woman's mystical mind is like a never ending race

You don't know what to do
and she will keep asking you "help me choose"

When you try to help she says "you are not picking the right kind"
and when you let her choose she says "you are not helping her out anytime"

No selection happens quickly
and hours seem to her like minutes passing by

You tell her you cant stand anymore
she says OK and make you wait more

On other occasions even a small walk is tiring
but in the maze of shop world energy never seems to run out

Shopping is a booster in itself
and effect can last on for days from one shot (for her)

She will not rest until she checks every nook and corner
and then would say shop does not have what I like

To say one is baffled is toning down the experience
One needs immense patience to face this challenge

Selection is done as though this is the last chance to shop
and you wonder when this craziness will stop......