Thursday, July 28, 2011

Corporate pe kuch vichar

office aao aur meeting karo
kam ke nam par bas yahi karo

aish ki aish tarif ki tarif
logo ko lage kitna kam
but unhe kya pata hai kitna aram

meeting karo meeting karo
na iske siwa kuch aur karo

point pe sidha na bolo
meeting ko lamba khicho
hai yahi sikhati badi janta
meeting mai hi sari discussion
taki bad mai na bache kuch karne ki tension

meeting karo meeting karo
na iske siwa kuch aur karo

kaam pura na karo
logo ko frustrate karo
phir thoda sa kar do
logo ko prasaann karo
expectation lo set kar do
aur phir thoda kam kar do
yahi sikhata hai corporate culture
bhaiya isme mai chipa hai iska mantar

kam jo kare use aur kam do
jo na kare usko aram do
but jab appraisal ki bari aye
to dekho kisne boss ke kitne chakkar lagaye
jo raha usme agge
wahi badha corporate sidhi mai agge

kam karne wala bus kaam kar raha
ulloo sidha karne wala upar chad raha
ghado ki kami nahin hai chadhai pe
ab samjh mai aye itni lagti kyoon hai

10 baje ki free coffee pina hai priority
aur kaam karne wali janta hai minority
khao piyo aur thahake lagao
jab man kare tab kam pe jao

logic se kam karne ki hai kami
boss ki chamchagiri mai hai unnati
boss ko kabhi doubt na karo
jo kahe gadhe ki tarah kar do
boss se jo logic ki zaban ladayee
rotation ki bari ayee

hai lagta ye ek khawab
but hakikat yahi hai janab
corporate ka yahi hai raaz
chidiyaghar se kam nahin hai mere baap

( Note: in good humor only ;), reality is coincidental) 

2 comments:

Anshul Gupta said...

real good job buddy, I wish you boss reads this before he say's yaar kal discuss karte hain, aaj tied up with loads of meetings :-)

Parsh said...

Thanks Buddy !